Dita DuPave
So they kept Drac under cryogenic freeze?

Indomitus
It's best to store your undead blood sucker in dry ice. Not that they keep any better, but it's the best way to get the "fwooosh" of smoke from the coffin when it opens, and you have to have that. It's the law.

elKapitan
Ted Williams IS Dracula!

GlitTerrorRock
"That's a pretty ambitious toke, Forman!"

TheDiva
Dracula. Once a terrifying, powerful and seductive creature of darkness. Now--a pale-skinned pretty boy with bad hair and teeth.

GlitterRock
What the--? Since when does Dracula work a "wah-wah" pedal?!?

TheDiva
She's not falling under his spell. She just had to pull double-shifts this week.

GlitterRock
Pfft. It doesn't take the powers of the Lord of the Undead to bend her will and seduce her. At most -- MOST! -- maybe a couple of margaritas and a cheeseburger.

Indomitus
Interesting. Never seen a vampire with man-boobies and a beer gut before. They're usually ripped.

GlitTerrorRock
Richard Branson's "I'm A Virgin" t-shirt wasn't as good as MST3K's.

TheDiva
Is this product placement, or a comment on her character?

Dita DuPave
Dayum, who deflated Jolene Blalock?

GlitTerrorRock
It's a Vinnie Barbarino doll from the Mattel "Welcome Back Kotter" '70s collection!

GlitTerrorRock
.... all coming up on the SHOCKING final episode of "That '70s Show!"

Indomitus
Yes, there's something about a tank top with a plunging neckline that just screams "hard-boiled reporter."

AntiHero
News Weports? Is Tweety-bird their anchor?

TheDiva
Suddenly I'm thirsty for REFRESHING VIRGIN RECORDS!!!

PrezGAR
"Why did Carl have to die on me last century? I could use his gadgets right now."