TheDiva
"In retrospect, maybe I should've gone for dumping the bloody thing in the ocean, instead of the tempting secret vault..."

Cyberbeast
This Summer on the USA Network, check out the latest spin-off from That 70's Show, Hyde becomes a paranormal investegator and is paired up with a wise-cracking African American partner. Let the hijinks ensue on..."Hyde & Seek"!

TheDiva
Do all heroines in vampire movies sleep on four-post beds with gauzy canopies? I'm just sayin'...

TheDiva
Because all movies set in New Orleans have to take place during Mardi Gras. It's the law.

AlexGariepy
Does this apply to TV shows too? Because CSI: New Orleans would be tricky...

TheDiva
No, but by Los Angeles law, they would be required to have at least one episode centering around a Mardi Gras-themed murder...

JohnSteed
THIS FALL: AN ANCIENT EVIL TAKES ON A YOUNGER BUT STILL RELATIVELY OLD EVIL! IT'S DRACULA VS. CANDYMAN!

GlitTerrorRock
"Nice! You'll get alot of beads on Bourbon Street tonight."

elKapitan
"All young and inexperienced vampire slayers are dorky vampire slayers."
"You take that back old man!"

GlitterRock
.oO 'So long, farewell, aufweidersen, goodbyeARRRRRRRRGH! I still can't get that outta my head after all these years! Oo.

Indomitus
I see they remembered the creepy smoke effects. Can't have a vampire movie without creepy smoke effects.

GlitTerrorRock
"I must leave immediately."
"Alright. So long, farewell, aufweidersen goodb--"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"

AntiHero
"So you say it was me in the study with the wrench, eh? Well lets just check..."

TheDiva
"Damn, I knew I shouldn't have left my automatic crossbow back in the 1890's..."

AlexGariepy
And he gives the vampire the red card and ejects him from the film.