VAN HELSING TRILOGY CAPTIONS
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Indomitus
I'm going to take a wild guess and say this album is entitled "Marble."



AlexGariepy
*hums the Who Wants to be a Millionaire theme*



PrezGAR
Sauron's good twin.



GlitTerrorRock
Meanwhile, on Myst......



GlitTerrorRock
Something tells me she's about to have one hell of a hard knight.... BA-ZING!



GlitTerrorRock
Thankfully they were able to identify Barlow from his dental records....



TheDiva
Whoa, when did Gunn and Wesley from "Angel" have a love child?



Indomitus
And now, to ensure that this movie gets in its quota of suckiness... a leech.



Indomitus
Why do all vampires or vampire hunters have to have such huge bling? Is it a union thing?



TheDiva
We finally discover what motivated Christopher Plummer to do this film.



TheDiva
.oO(Why couldn't I have started injecting Dracula's blood back when I was young and ripped?)


TheDiva
He's got photographs of the virgin Connie Swayle on his desk...



Indomitus
"You turn the corner and... meet up with a giant cave troll! He swings an axe at you! Quick, roll for dexterity!!"


TheDiva
They remodeled the basement set this season...


GlitTerrorRock
They're in Enik's cave!




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