TheDiva
Maybe if I just squint, I can pretend this is "Master and Commander"...

Dita DuPave
Squint a little more, it's Pirates of the Caribbean.

AlexGariepy
Squint too much, and it's Horatio Hornblower.

ChaosWolf1982
Close your eyes while stoned, and it might become Muppet Treasure Island.

GlitterRock
"'Ello? Anyone there? Anyone need some Ripping done??"

GlitTerrorRock
Sooooooo.... since it's a crossbow, does that mean it's a bow which can ward off vampires, then?

TheDiva
"If found, please return to Aragorn, son of Arathorn, PO Box 413, Minas Tirith, Gondor, 80801."

Indomitus
New drinking game! One shot for every different stock font used in this image! GO!

TheDiva
Vaguely Neil Patrick Harris seeks the aid of ACTION LIBRARIAN!

TheDiva
What you talkin' about, mate?

LauraPowers85
.oO( None of the other gamers talk to me. )

GlitTerrorRock
"There any weed here?"
"Not now, Hyde. I'm prophicizing."

TheDiva
It can't be easy to play chess on a board like that...

TheDiva
Handprint security pads NEVER keep people out in the movies, ever notice that?

TheDiva
Eww, his hand needs Tilex...