gleeb
You wouldn't try to drink the blood of a man wearing glasses, would you?

GlitTerrorRock
"Good news everyone!"
"Uh oh. I don't like the sound of that."
"Today you'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol-- "
"Here it comes..."
"-- a mysterious world in the depths of the Forbidden Zone."
"Thank you and good night!"

Indomitus
"So, Nurse Diesel, ve meet at last."
"You're LATE! No fruit cup!"

TheDiva
.oO(Wow, Mina has a fine ass! No wonder Harker's so into her...)

AlexGariepy
.oO(And what a sweet neck! ... Man, that sounds wrong for some reason..)

PrezGAR
o0O {Yes.. Mina is Extraordinary. In a League of her own.} O0o

gleeb
Diarrhea is like the Children of the Night making music inside you…

TheDiva
"Finally, my bland, ineffective fiancee has saved me from the mysterious, powerful, well-dressed...ah, crap."

LauraPowers85
After losing all that weight from her forearms, I think she deserves a new wardrobe.

TheDiva
Dracula will be back in...more movies than we have time to list here!

AlexGariepy
Damn, did someone use turtle wax on the Earth?

LauraPowers85
Apparently outer space has clouds.

GlitTerrorRock
o/` We'll send the Count cheezy movies, the worst we can find.... blah blah blah! o/`

TheDiva
Professor Lupin was here!

GlitTerrorRock
He must've taken a wrong turn looking for Gary Oldman and thought this was "Bram Stoker's Dracula." No worries, Lupin -- just retrace your steps, take a left at "Love at First Bite," down two blocks, and make a right at "The Monster Club." You can't miss it.
Be careful though. One wrong turn, and you'll end up smack dab in Frank Langella's "Dracula." That way lies madness.