VAN HELSING TRILOGY CAPTIONS
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gleeb
"But look out for the Green Lantern; he's not to be trusted. Always have plenty of solid gold around."
"Because he can't defend himself against that which is yellow?"
"Well, I was thinking of buying him of, but sure, that might work too."


TheDiva
"Look, all I'm saying is that when it's between you and the mysterious foreigner with the intense eyes and flowing black cape, the competition's a bit one-sided..."


Dita DuPave
"Must...have...bug-filled...cheesecake!"


gleeb
Morey Amsterdam pitched the joke, but Van Helsing wasn't buying.


GlitTerrorRock
o/` You think you've got it....
Ohh, you think you've go it....
But got it just don't get it....
Till' there's nothing at....
AaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaallllll... o/`


BlakHat1
"WAIT! I *MUST* know where you got those SHOES!"


CaptionFreak
"For the furries, I also change into a sensual bat. Observe..."


AlexGariepy
Strrrrrrrrrrrike two!


LauraPowers85
"You're fired!"


TheDiva
"Now, extend your hands over your brooms, and say 'Up'!"


Trin Tragula
"Doctor No. I've got a solution for you. Take this and get an incompetent henchman to leave it in his room at night. But make sure you put a glass sheet on his chest first. He might get hurt, you know."


AlexGariepy
I find your lack of faith disturbing...


GlitTerrorRock
"Bevare, Won Helsing! I haff de CHICKEN FOOT! Chicken Foot, gonna git yah!"


gleeb
The first night ball games were confusing, as some players didn't know how to dress for them. Here's veteran knuckleball pitcher Bela "the Impaler" Lugosi…


AlexGariepy
Mr. President!
"Uh, you've confused me with someone else..."



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