gleeb
"Oh, Crap, they're losing interest."

GlitTerrorRock
"How do you expect me to look at porn -- on a computer monitor THIS SMALL??"

GlitTerrorRock
"So.... you became a doctor, Van Helsing?"
"Yes. Gynecology. Believe me when I looked like Hugh Jackman, business was BOOMING!"

AlexGariepy
*ACHOO!*
"Bless you, cameraman."

TheDiva
"Glengarry Glen Ross"...of the PAST!

gleeb
"Doctor, when you get a chance, could you suggest a good substitute for a spine?"

BlakHat1
"We're trapped in an Edward Gorey cartoon! What's your first name again?"
"Aggie!"
"You're screwed."
"Damn you Zachary!"

TheDiva
My God, woman, I can see your ankles and everything! Have you no modesty?

gleeb
"Gimme an S!"
"S!"
"Gimme a C!"
"C!"
"Gimme a U!"
"U!"
"GIMME AN L!"
"L!"
"Gimme another L!"
"L!"
"Gimme an E!"
"E!"
"Gimme an R!"
"R!"
"Gimme a Y!"
"Y!"
"What's that spell?"
"Scullery! Scullery! Yeah!"

GlitTerrorRock
Early attempts at the speaker-phone weren't very successful.

TheDiva
"Please, can't we be lenient just this once."
"No. No fruit cup MEANS no fruit cup!"

gleeb
This Spring on Fox, Neanderthal Nurses:
"I need 50 cc of dirt, stat!"

GlitTerrorRock
"But doctor, they were only a few minutes late-- "
"DAMMIT WOMAN, do you think fruit-cup is grown on trees??"

TheDiva
"YOU'RE Van Helsing? No offence, but I was expecting someone younger, with long dark hair and hazel eyes that can melt you with a glance..."
*sigh*"Lousy brother of mine's ruined all my business..."

gleeb
But why is he recruiting Keenan Wynn to help fight the vampire?