GlitTerrorRock
"Give 'im another warm, soapy enema, guv'nor?? YES SIR!"

GlitTerrorRock
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Babs' uvula. "
"Babs' uvula who? "
"I don't know, Babs. But I do know this - you've really let your uvula go to the dogs. "

GlitTerrorRock
Drac tries to sneak out with Van Helsing's hula lamp out of sheer spite.

GlitTerrorRock
"Vow, Zacherlie! I am a BIG FAN!"

TheDiva
Whoa, did Bela suddenly lose weight?

Trin Tragula
"Me fffucking teef fell out!"

GlitTerrorRock
"You want me a pop in the mouth, Count??"

TheDiva
Don't MAKE me get my automatic crossbow!

Dita DuPave
And for no reason whatsoever, Alfred Pennyworth gets a stroke.

TheDiva
"It appears that your legs suddenly end just below your kneecaps."

Trin Tragula
"Sir, I insist that those are my plus-fours which were liberated from the clubhouse not three weeks ago."

gleeb
With his charming Old-World manner, Dr. Van Helsing invites the others to inspect him for fleas.

Indomitus
In some cultures, it's considered rude to refuse the host's offer of a blow job.

BlakHat1
"I say, have you seen my nudie pen?"
"Oh please, Doctor! That thread's deader than Dracula!"

tinaw
"Me? Martin Sheen? Sir, you offend me!"