VAN HELSING TRILOGY CAPTIONS
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LauraPowers85
AND THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!


TheDiva
.oO(Lousy no-good brother of mine gets a monk to make his weapons, while I have to do my own dirty work!)


gleeb
This is too much trouble. I should just buy gin.


Diana Luna
Robert Blake?


TheDiva
Kevorkian?


GlitTerrorRock
"I tell ya, when I was younger I scored SO MUCH trim! Kate Beckensale? Had her."


gleeb
"You played it for here, you can play it for me! If she can stand it, I can!"


TheLurker
Ewww, the bald guy's checking out Max Von Sydow's ass!


LauraPowers85
"Down low- ha- too slowwww."


TheDiva
Can you spot me a twenty?


GlitTerrorRock
"You keep eating flies, your weiner shrinks to the size of a fly's. Do you really want that, Renfield? DO YOU??"


TheDiva
The Cap-Page Board now concludes its broadcast day...


tinaw
"AAAaaaaah whaddyou know from nothing!"


meqal
Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Karloff did not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care!


GlitTerrorRock
The "Lugosi for Levitra" commercial was canned before it even aired.





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