TheDiva
Oh, just put him on "Fear Factor," he'll fit right in.

AlexGariepy
It doesn't help when the bottom corner reads "Pig's Blood on Sale at the London Market. 10% when you cut this coupon."

AlexGariepy
The 'd' suddenly has a snake tongue.

GlitTerrorRock
o/` Now, if you've blue und you don't know vhere to go to...
Why don't you go vhere fashion sits....
Puttin' on de Ritz... o/`

LauraPowers85
o/' Would you like to see me muff, sir? o/'

TheDiva
Drac needs to invest in some elevator shoes.
Though on the plus side, his teeth are at about the right height for neck-biting...

gleeb
It's a real giveaway, wearing the decoration he won fighting the Turks in 1538.

meqal
Look! It's a black chicken!

TheDiva
A floating manta ray!

TheDiva
POP QUIZ: He's about to...
A) Put her brain in the body of an animal
B) Put an animal's brain in her body
C) Give her a boob job
D) Rant about how he's a misunderstood genius
E) All of the above

GlitTerrorRock
"Umm... I hate to bring this up... but we're out of anaesthesia. You... uh... don't feel sleepy at all, do you? I could get you some warm milk."

GlitTerrorRock
"Rommel! You magnificent bastard, I read your book!"

gleeb
"Did you say 'Coffee'?"

Diana Luna
"The evil bunnies....are everywhere!!!"

TheDiva
Why is there a dish drying rack on my desk?