TheDiva
No matter where he goes or what he does, Dracula always has a three-woman harem. No more, no less.

AlexGariepy
On the next "Dracula's Top Model"...

GlitTerrorRock
"Don't try to lie to ME! I know you were over at the Master's place in Valley Lodge, nightgown-wrestling!"

BlakHat1
.oO(It is good to be the Count!)

GlitTerrorRock
"No, Dr. Rosenberg, YOU are the one getting sleepier and sleepier..."

Cyberbeast
That lighting can only mean one thing. Jim Kirk is going to fall in love with him.

LauraPowers85
So Dracula's the guy who turns on the bat signal? Makes sense, I guess...

Trin Tragula
"Right, if these shags can't light the set properly, I'll just have to do it myself."

Dita DuPave
"Oh yes, only you understand me steering wheel!"

GlitTerrorRock
"Go go Gadget-- WHAT THE FUCK JUST CAME OUTTA ME?!??"

GlitTerrorRock
o/` I-iii'm coming up, so you better get the party started! o/`

gleeb
"You oughtta come down here! There's rats and everything! I love sailing!"

LauraPowers85
There's a loose T-Rex on board, retards! I told you Jurassic Park London was a stupid idea!

TheDiva
That fifty-foot ape was bad news too.

GlitTerrorRock
So was that box carrying 'Dracula' -- what?
...
Oh, never mind.