TheDiva
I LOVE this new script, Ed!

GlitTerrorRock
"Yes... yes.... diss ees excellent! You write splendid 'Penthouse Letters,' Mr. Harker! Write your family in England immediately -- tell them you will be staying with me for a further three months. Oh, and toss a saucy cheerleader into the tale, hm?"

LauraPowers85
"Eviction notice?!?!?! But vhere vill I go??"

gleeb
"…if you break the chain, a little Dutch medico will destroy you." Pah!

tinaw
"'F*ck off, love IMiss'? Man, when was the last time I got one of *these*?

gleeb
Vampires got you down? Reach for your pocket hankie; now, you're sittin' pretty.

LauraPowers85
Dracula's jewish?

TheDiva
No, he's the town sheriff.

GlitTerrorRock
I think he got that medal in Vietnam.....

gleeb
It's L'Ordre de la Tortue de Chocolat (Order of the Chocolate Turtle)!

Indomitus
"Oh, this? A Victoria Cross. I lost a fang in the war."

GlitTerrorRock
Don't be flipping off the Cappers, Harker; that'll only piss them off.
Right now they're still on your side. They're riding high on the whole "thank God he's not Keanu Reeves" buzz.

TheDiva
"I do not dreenk...vine."
"This isn't wine, it's rum and Coke."
"Oooh, lemme haf a taste!"

GlitTerrorRock
(sniff) "Uh... yes, Count. It's very nice."
"Tank you. It is a rare hobby here in Transylvania."
"Yes. I'd imagine there are very few other vampire-lords who make their own scented candles in these parts."

GlitTerrorRock
(sigh)
"Always a Dracula bridesmaid... never a bride...."