meqal
Youa tell that no gooda brother of mine, Luigi, thata I no wanta storm the Koopa castle anyamore. I'ma havin a gooda time a porkin the princess.

AlexGariepy
Don't-a make-a me send the-a Mushroom Kids-a atta you-a! Scoot!

Trin Tragula
"Oi wouldn't go up to Castle Dracula if I were you. You'll get filmed if you go up there."

GlitTerrorRock
"I nominate Rufus T. Firefly!"

Indomitus
Nice painting. Was Bob Ross feeling a bit depressed that day?

TheDiva
Hogwarts looks really dreary on cloudy days...

GlitTerrorRock
It's Boris Balinkoff's castle!
Somewhere inside, Gilligan is being put inside Ginger -- and not in the fun, spanky way.

Dita DuPave
What bloodthirst lurks in the heart of Stoker? The Vampire Knows!

Indomitus
"Squeak, squeak. Hey, guys, wanna go spook some kids in the village schoolyard?"
"Nah, last time I got stuck in that one girl's hair, remember? And they hit Hugo with that tennis racket and he ain't been the same since."
*Hugo hits the wall- SMACK!*

TheLurker
We can't stop here man, this is cheap rubber bat country!

GlitTerrorRock
"Gooohood heefeening. Hyyy hamm Draacuuuuula."

TheDiva
Yes, back when vampires had to be elegant and menacing, instead of just pretty boys with long teeth.

AgentMoldy
"Velcome back my friends, to de show that neffer ends! Ve're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside!"

gleeb
"Conyunction Yunction, Vhat's your funcvtion?…"

TheDiva
So what, are vampires allergic to dusting?