TheDiva
Special cameo by the deflated ghost of Chris Farley.
Agent_Moldy
"Say Drac, do you smoke after sex?"
"Only if I'm in the sun."
TheDiva
No matter where David Wenham goes, there's orcs.
Dita DuPave
Ok, who pissed one of the Endless?
GlitTerrorRock
The "Kate Beckensale/PMS" scene was later excised from the final cut.
YingYang
.oO"Did I leave the re-animator on?"Oo.
JurassicPork
"No, Eddie. That's a steamer trunk. You just put a stake through someone's great grandmother's underwear." Vampire Killing 101.
YingYang
"Please, Lord Satan, make sure my Gryffon doesn't club me while I pray anymore..."
GlitTerrorRock
"I'm just a boy whose intentions are good. Dear Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood."
JohnSteed
o/Like a virgin! Feels so good inside!\o
GlitTurkeyRock
"No dude, it was Professor Plum!"
"I said Plum!"
elKapitan
"Yo, I'll have the Samuel Jackson."
"GOOD MUTHAF*CKIN' CHOICE FRANKENSTEIN!!!!"
YingYang
Oh, how cute. The Monster's giving Frankenstein bunny ears...
GlitTerrorRock
Greasy hair.... no nose.... he was the Michael Jackson of his time!
YingYang
Funny...he cares less about the nose and more about his hair...