VINTAGE ADS CAPTIONS
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NurseNoir:
Kaffee hag = Mrs. Olson



Shadarus:
Rachael Ray's body found marinated in EVOO... and the killer will surprise you!
Alton Brown guest-stars on Law & Order: Food Network!

jackrouters:
"We know it was you, Alton. We found kosher salt all OVER the crime scene!"



Mattteus:
*alien launches out, attaches itself to diner's face*



NurseNoir:
Get amycamus! It's Vegetable Medley Jell-O Hamloaf!

Zee:
A Puke Mold?



Mattteus:
OK Everyone, thank India because without them we'd still wear stuff like this to bed




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