VINTAGE ADS CAPTIONS
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GlitTurkeyRock:
"Hey honey, let's trace an chalk outline around her!"

CajunFriedTofurkey:
"Aw, look at our little rug muncher."

Halfreck:
"Do you think it's bad to slip her a mickey just so she'll shut up?"



ChaosWolf1982:
"...for those times when love gets a little rough."

What the hell? I mean... seriously. The hell?

Mattteus:
Saint David Cross, Patron saint of Doughboys



NurseNoir:
Next on "Bad, Bad Bath"!

gleeb:
Nothing can prepare you for the terror of It Came from the Seventies!



TheDiva:
What an age we live in!



eber3:
Jim Nabors is James Bond in...
Tomorrow Never Comes!

CajunFriedTofurkey:
James Bond will return in...
Never Say Gooooooooolly Again

Diana Luna:
Now at your local thrift store.




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