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ithurtswhenidothat:
She finally found her recipe for buttered peas!

JMShearer:
If she's not careful, she might get pea-d on.

GlitTurkeyRock:
Just sitting there. Thinking about peas. Wondering where they could be, who they are with,
what they are thinking, are they thinking of her, and whether they'll ever return someday.

The Thankful Dita:
oO/ Mmmmm, peas with Marshmellow Peeps...\Oo

jackrouters:
She's visualizing world peas.

CajunFriedTofurkey:
oO (Mmm, buttery green peaness)

Mattteus:
Those peas are just sitting atop a bowl full of butter



TheDiva:
Being on the phone while manning a machine weighing several tons? Can't see where this will
go wrong...

Diana Luna:
I'm sick of people talking on their cells while they're driving!

GlitTurkeyRock:
o/` Night Call... to Mundo FiiiNNNe! o/`



WaffleKing:
Then you'll have pink vomit! It's fun!



Mattteus:
Not enough booze in Pepsi for me.



JMShearer:
Us fat bastards, of course, get nothing.

ChaosWolf1982:
Her breasts are completely nonexistent! See, her bra is sliding down her torso even as
we speak!




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