Cyberbeast:
Halfreck:
WaffleKing:
gleeb:
Mattteus:
Cyberbeast
Mattteus:
YibbleGuy:
Olin is leakproof because it's made from a black hole.
TheDiva:
gleeb:
Is this an ad for rib removal surgery?
Like sands from the hour glass, so are her internal organs. 
Plus she has about twelve inches of shoudler area between her neck and breasts.
*Caution: do not drink at night, or on cloudy days. Use at dusk only under a physician's
supervision.
Round
Ready
FIGHT!
Or Robert Loggia will show up at your house and kick your ass!
-Now with more sodium!
"Sweet Jesus!"
WARNING
Galaxies may form around Olin.
Not even light can escape from Olin. So, using Olin to power a flashlight may prove to be
counterproductive.
Do not attempt to lift Olin alone. Or even with 3,432,587 of your closest friends.
Olin may negatively affect the performance of your wristwatch. And the space-time
continuum itself.
Persons within 87 parsecs of Olin's event horizon will disintegrate.
We can't imagine why it would matter, but, to be on the safe side, do not taunt Olin.
My God, it's full of Olin!
Yippy-kai-ya,
Yippy-kai-yo,
D-cells in the sky.
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