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Ah, just how I like my eggs, served up by a doped-up hag.
The great taste of iodine in the morning!
But... She couldn't cook breakfast before! She burned my cereal!

Yea while your at it fart a couple times too.. Girls just love that.
Uh. Wow. I was under the impression girls didn't go for that whole "money shot" thing.
*May only work on horny drag queens

That's what she gets for doing the ping-pong trick!
Mickey Rooney, Judy Garland, and a pile of blow make the most memorable Hollywood
Christmas party of all time.
Yes, if America's Youth are ever to best the Red Chinese at table tennis, discipline will
have to be severe.
I'm not much for this heterosexuality thing but... I like this!

He's about to smack her ass with that paddle, isn't he?
The chick in the derby has two sets of breasts. That's two more than she needed in the
fifties.

Is this an ad or an article? TOO MANY WORDS! Just show us the soap and say 'BUY IT'!