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CajunFriedTofurkey :
Ah, just how I like my eggs, served up by a doped-up hag.

TheDiva:
The great taste of iodine in the morning!

Indomitus:
But... She couldn't cook breakfast before! She burned my cereal!



ithurtswhenidothat :
Yea while your at it fart a couple times too.. Girls just love that.

CajunFriedTofurkey:
Uh. Wow. I was under the impression girls didn't go for that whole "money shot" thing.

Mattteus:
*May only work on horny drag queens



GodoHell:
That's what she gets for doing the ping-pong trick!

WaffleKing:
Mickey Rooney, Judy Garland, and a pile of blow make the most memorable Hollywood
Christmas party of all time.

gleeb:
Yes, if America's Youth are ever to best the Red Chinese at table tennis, discipline will
have to be severe.

Mattteus:
I'm not much for this heterosexuality thing but... I like this!



Indomitus:
He's about to smack her ass with that paddle, isn't he?

Halfreck:
The chick in the derby has two sets of breasts. That's two more than she needed in the
fifties.



Mattteus:
Is this an ad or an article? TOO MANY WORDS! Just show us the soap and say 'BUY IT'!




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