Cyberbeast
Not since Arnold J. Rimmer has so much nostril filled the screen.

daupstart
"Daddy, what are you doing?"
"I'm trying to find what channel them Poltergeists are in so they can come and take yo spoiled ass."

gleeb
Mmmm, sweet corn!

RodRocket
"-uck you, human!"

Sidesk
"Damnit! I must have been in something you liked!"

Indomitus
Well he was in something that I laughed at. Does that count?

eber3
The new gay porn. "Nipple Tweeked by the Black Man."

The Seer
It's sad that one of the best characters from the mini-series is dead. Well, at least we know they wouldn't resort to something cheap like bringing the same character back as his long lost twin brother.

Sidesk
The excitement's gonna kill me!

cajunmagic
Steven Weber just keeps coming back to the Wings set. Sad, really.

GlitterRock
Not George Lazenby but an amazing reproduction... which boggles the mind. How low does your budget have to be that you can't even afford George Lazenby?

daupstart
"Hol' up, homie! You talkin 'bout my ferrets, muhfuka?!..."

cajunmagic
"Whatchu say about Beastmaster 2? Hey, weren't you in Beastmaster 2?"
"No, you're thinking of Robert Z'dar. Just as ugly."

Cyberbeast
Good thing she brought her hot glue gun with her, she might run into some thugs with a birdhouse that needs to be repaired.

Sidesk
He looks alien to me. Let's shoot him anyway.

Granamyr1
Would it be too much to suggest that she has a frog in her throat?

eber3
%Don't you wish your Gecko was hot like me? Don't you wish your Gecko was a freak like me?%

cajunmagic
"Come on, seven!"