Cyberbeast
...Freddy Krueger and Scary German Guy.

SweetHeart666
...the Finest of the D-List!

gleeb
Her jaw has the power to destroy worlds!

GlitterRock
She's not Badler -- she's just drawn that way.

Zee
Mike's not-too-bright, hard-drinking, street-fighting, glue-sniffing, prostitute-canoodling, crime-solving nephew.

RonnieDobbs
He's thoroughly disappointed that he made the final cut.

Indomitus
WOOOOOOOO!!!

TheDiva
His partnership with Hewlett hasn't been going that well...
"That's Packard, Diva."
If all you're going to do is criticize, go home.

gleeb
And, he's packing.

Zee
"Fudge, Packer?"

GlitterRock
If nothing else, his name on the cast-list has insured that this film will get shown on TNT about a bizillion times.

gleeb
"Xoanon! Destroy, and be free!"

The Seer
Which cast member would play a character that would constantly be annoying well into the t.v. series?

Zee
Which cast member only got her part because the original actress got strangled to death by her psycho boyfriend while running lines with David Packer?

GlitterRock
Which cast member would've avoided the whole "got knocked up by an alien" problem if she'd just given him the blowjob he wanted?

Sidesk
Anagram: BENT NINO RATTLE

Zee
And Scary German Guy's real name is... Leonardo Cimino!? Tha hell?

GlitterRock
Scratchmaster P-Phunk Leo-Cimino, BOYEEEEE!