YibbleGuy
Overcharging your Trisha Yearwood that much will definitely void the warranty ....

GlitterRock
Does your Walkman suffer from .... (ominous tone) STINKY HEADPHONES??

YibbleGuy
o/` She's got electric boobs
A mohair suit
You know I read it in a magaziiiiiiiiine .... o/`

daupstart
She's from the Itty-Bitty Atomic Titty Committee

Indomitus
Ozzy looking somewhat respectable? Man, the effects in this thing are AWESOME!

AlexGariepy
"I find your remarks interesting and wish to subscribe to your newsletter."

AgentMoldy
"Strike a #$@%! pose, there's bloody nothing to it! I'm the mumblefzznble prince of f**kin' voguing!"

daupstart
I didn't know you could patent the doggie style position! Why didn't I think of that?!

GlitterRock
Is.... is that a pop-up book?

JohnSteed
He's hot-wiring a poodle.

The BitShifter
(mumble) Bloody fookin' 'ell, I'm the bloody fookin' Prince O' Darkness wearin' 'air gel... Where ar' me soonglasses? (mumble)

Cyberbeast
Marc Price's long lost audition for The Hobbit.

AgentMoldy
Skippy takes in a "Laser Mallory" show.

JMShearer
"So this is a telephone?"
Yep, you talk into it and you can have a conversation with the person on the other end of the line.
"But it just goes to the wall..."

JohnSteed
Edward James Olmos: Episode III!

Cyberbeast
Vacuum Cleaner: $125
Emergency Room Bill: $375
Doctor/Patient Confidentiality: Priceless

TheDiva
The unmasking thing was bad enough, but the Phantom was REALLY pissed when he found out Christine had gotten a peek at his high school yearbook photo...

GlitterRock
As long as the annoying old bitch on the Dogma DVD menu is one of his victims, I applaud Sammi Curr's murder spree!