YibbleGuy
The only machine *guaranteed* to give your wife an overdose of insulin ....

JohnSteed
This is somehow going to open up the exit to Dark Silent Hill if I find the hairpin and can figure out the poem written in blood.

JMShearer
In spite of the rather suggestive shot of this particular red lever, I'm feeling evil enough to move it.

Zee
The machine from Santa Claus Conquers The Martians?

Dita DuPave
Ah, someone took my advice after seeing the naked Skippy screengrab.

TheDiva
Because you should always trust gifts from people who hate you.

GlitterRock
"P.S. Please give Bela his 'medicine' for me.
- Eddie"

LauraPowers85
I wonder what Eddie Murphy did to piss off Tim Allen so much?

Zee
Laura, didn't they have a competition to see who could be in the most shitty family films?

JMShearer
I think I know what they were going for here, and I really must say that it's not working for me.

Zee
www.redhotkneepits.com

Indomitus
You know, now that I think about it, sometimes it wasn't so bad to have your books dumped...

JMShearer
And that, my friends, is why I'm glad I'm just barely old enough to have only a vague memory of the 80s.

Indomitus
Whoa. 80s overload. I'll bet he's wearing legwarmers and Jellies, too.

AgentMoldy
And don't forget the parachute pants. Oh, the parachute pants...

SweetHeart666
Feeling not-so-fresh, actual footage

ArchHallJr
This really would be a pleasant shot if it weren't for the, uh, um . . . the uh, the stain.

GlitterRock
Monica's Cooch
~ VS ~
ARMY OF DARKNESS