YibbleGuy
"Nah, I decided to blow off college. I think I'll found a religious cult in Waco instead."

YibbleGuy
"Yeah. That's right. This Full House worships Satan now. Now, are you little Olsen bitches IN or OUT?"

The BitShifter
Try new "Creature From The Black Lagoon" rolling papers!

Zee
"Counselor? COUNSELOR!?! Could you be there? Could you be there?"

Indomitus
Is that Death Major or Death Minor? Maybe Death Minor Augmented? Oh, I know... It's Death-flat Minor Augmented with a key change half-way through.
I'm almost afraid to ask what the time signature is.

Zee
Raffi's final recording before retiring.

Indomitus
"Are you going to finish that apple sauce?"

zephyr
"Here, let me help you finish that apple sauce."

ArchHallJr
"How do you like the taste of that apple sauce?"

Zee
"I find apple sauce served on a piece of the hallway from the beginning of Star Wars tastes best."

AlexGariepy
"How long are you going to have that apple sauce?"

AgentMoldy
"And while you're enjoying that apple sauce, try some of the pork chops too, won't you?"

daupstart
"There's a bug in your applesauce!" [WAK]

Indomitus
"Do you think Gwyneth Paltrow feeds Apple apple sauce? Wouldn't that be kind of sick, on some levels?"

GlitterRock
"Applesauce? Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON!"

ArchHallJr
The sign of a really low budget horror film . . . Chef Boy-R-Dee for entrails.

SweetHeart666
For our much younger Cappers: That flat black vinyl thing with the grooves...is a RECORD!!!

JMShearer
Yes, I think I had a few of those when I was very young.