JohnSteed
Now for your Nintendo Entertainment System! Your parents help you hook it up!

gleeb
"Quick, Ozzy! The batarang!"

daupstart
"Quickly! I'll hold up the collapsing school with my head so that you may all escape to safety!"

AgentMoldy
Poor Skippy. Even *his* mom chose Jif.

gleeb
Wes Craven's The Skippy Under the Stairs

AgentMoldy
"Hi, Mallory...*sighhhhh*"

Indomitus
"Thinking about Mallory again?"
(dreamily) "Yeahhh..."
"Well, can I have your sandwich, then?"

Indomitus
Chocolate milk and half a Twinkie. The breakfast of champions.

AgentMoldy
Hey, pal, this is a white milk's only cafeteria

AgentMoldy
"What? No way me and Lynette's kids are gonna turn out to be monsters! Get outta here, dork!"

Indomitus
I didn't know Jiffy Pop made a shampoo.

GlitterRock
Skippy is turning into Nick!

Indomitus
Well, it does roll off the tongue a bit easier than "Sanitarynapkinman"

GlitterRock
"Dear Ragman,
You suck. Your comic sucked. How'd you get my address?
Sincerely, GlitterRock.
P.S. You suck."

JMShearer
Hey, look! Garfield!

Indomitus
It's an evil Peep! EVIL PEEEEEEP!!

JMShearer
Once again, I find myself glad I've decided to wait until I'm done capping to break out a spare head.

Zee
Pan over to Rob Halford on the couch, furiously jerking off...