Hippie
Another winning album cover for The Fucktard Family Singers!

HanoferF
"Uh Ray, aren't you supposed to be at the old fogey table with Mother Abigail?"

HanoferF
"I'm serious Ray, I don't wanna be smelling BenGay while I'm eatting my taquitos."

JediClone
"You want the Moon? You can't handle the Moon!"

Reynard T Fox
Just realized that the plague likely killed off every member of the Battlestar Galactica cast.

Reynard T Fox
I AM NASCAR.

echostation
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Shakes the Retard Girl attacks!

GodoHell
When Sinise headaches strike.

Dairai
Phantasms in mirror may be closer than they appear

JediClone
"With my last breath, I curse Michael Shanks!"

E_B_A
"For my next film, I'm going to portray Hitler."
"Um... Mr. Gibson."
"Hey, it combines my two favorite loves, killing English people and hating Jews..."
"Ah..."

Seltaeb
What do you guys think of my CGI Kansas simulator?

Seltaeb
You mean to tell me Pudfuck has two other nuclear storage facilities?

Occupant
The Greatest American Heromobile!

HanoferF
"Holy shit Danny Gans is still doing 2 shows a night? You sick fucks really are evil."

GizM
He's thinking Arby's.

Jazzsoda
Casino's shaped like a giant horse that just threw a shoe.

Hey, you got an idea hasn't been used yet, we're all ears, asshole.

Occupant
Goo goo ga ga I COME FROM THE LAND OF THE ICE AND SNOW . . .