AgentQ
"No! Don't leave me in a cell with my old English teacher!"
"Did you do the reading? Maybe you'd like to summarize Huck's boat ride with Jim for the rest of the jail."
"FOR GOD'S SAKE LET ME OUT!"

Hippie
Fuck you, Kolchak. You think you love Faux Roman Columns? Nobody loves Faux Roman Columns like Matt Frewer.

Reynard T Fox
"Hee hee, they always leave the thermal exhaust port unguarded!"

JoeCrow
Blind Willy Leadbelly Lemon Pledge Johnson

Hippie
Fuck, the apocalypse! Just when I learned how to play the theme song from The Fall Guy on the guitar! Life is so fucking unfair.

AgentQ
Of all the famous and semi-famous faces that turn up in The Stand, my favorite has to be the cameo by Mrs. Butterworth.

Seltaeb
A little bit of Taco Bell in your own home!

JoeCrow
Not much to look at but she swallows

JediClone
Better be careful. Thise eyebrows could be contagious.

Hippie
A One-Night Stand With Sheryl Crow: A VH-1 Move of the Week.

GodoHell
.o0 Look, I may have wished I wasn't at my in-laws, but there's no fucking way I wished myself into the cornfield! 0o.

JediClone
Larry- You have gone to find yourself. If you should vibrate back to a time before you left, please tell yourself not to bother to go.

HanoferF
Jazzy, by the time you read this you'll be back from Seattle, did you get me anything?

keogh
Dear Diary,
The days wear on, but I feel like it's still the first day of filming. The producers promise the plot will pick up in about 45 minutes, but hope fades faster than once it did...

AgentQ
"Stop crying."
"You said I was the ugliest little boy you'd ever seen!"
"Take some pride in that. I don't hand out superlatives easily."

kilroy105
Oh crap. Michael Stipe's got an acoustic and a captive audience. Kill me now!

HanoferF
I don't know about you, but if it was after the apocalypse I'd want to wear Lynda Carter's Wonder Woman panties on my head too.

Dairai
"Ew. Is that... you?"
"Hey, the bayou ain't exactly an incense stick, ya know."