TheDiva
This is what happens when your herald forgets his garb at home.

GlitterRock
"Alright, here's the new post-apocalypse Ten Commandments. 10: Everything not nailed down is mine...."

Zee
"I here by declare it Miguel Ferrer day in Hell!"

LauraPowers85
"Tuck and roll, Moon Man!"

GlitterRock
"WHAT'D THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE HEATHENS?? SMACK!! I'M THE ALMIGHTY, BITCH!"

YibbleGuy
"AND MY MOMMY AND DADDY CAN'T SPELL 'ABIGAIL'."

daupstart
Molly is depressed that everything got bigger since Sixteen Candles except her boobs.

AlexGariepy
I feel so vindicated after months of these screengrabs...

Indomitus
THE HORROR!

GizM
Forgetting to type 4 8 15 16 23 42 JUST ONCE...

Generik
Somewhere in Minnesota, Jazzsoda's amycamus-detector gets installed backwards, and tells him that Yma Sumac is somewhere nearby.

Dairai
Ya know, for a movie called The Stand, I've yet to see one lazy bastard upright...

Dairai
"Don't fuck with Texas. We got, like, pens and shit."

Hippie
If he's not Ed Harris, Ed Harris should sue the bejesus out of this fuck for copyright infringement.

amycamus
"Sorry, no comment until after I've met with Reverend Sharpton to get the healing going."

Reynard T Fox
"Hello son...Oh...I see you brought that Quato fellow with you."
"Quato's good people, Ma."

Hippie
My sweet Christ, Donna Summer?!? Just how fucking hard did you work for that money anyway?

Seltaeb
After several hours, everyone gets transferred to the Cuddling Facility.