TheDiva
Hear that? That's the sound of underwires being stretched to their breaking point...

LauraPowers85
"Honey, you ever think about bumpin' up a cupsize? It's just that they're about to fall outta there, you know?"

gleeb
Will you just mind your own business?
It's nothing, ignore her.

AlexGariepy
It's the plague of magic breast enlargement! ... Which kinda **** is Stephen King on?

Zee
She's gonna Shaw-knee him in the groin.

AlexGariepy
*sob* "I didn't get to seduce anyone that was actually hot before the end of the world..."

Dita DuPave
Ewww, he's trying to be sexy.

gleeb
.oO Mmmm, cake batter. Oo.

Zee
The bra goes under the shirt, dummy. On second thought, never mind.

LauraPowers85
And now, for the dismount-

TheDiva
D'oh! I knew I should have read Revelations all the way through before starting this!

daupstart
"Somebody help!! The door has me pinned by the asscrack!"

Dita DuPave
Silly Satan, opening up the Ark.

GlitterRock
So I'm guessing.... heavy-flow day?

Zee
He's in the 3.14159265 Gang!

Zee
Mr. Belvedere got his own gang!

LauraPowers85
"Found some of this in the American Idol gallery. They've got plenty to spare."

AlexGariepy
Oh. Look. A cross. That was NEVER expected.