Indomitus
"Okay, boys, but no more than 3 at a time..."

GlitterRock
"I got this off a fruity vampire in Los Angeles. Traded him two bottles of hair-gel for it."

Indomitus
"Aren't you a little short for an antichrist?"

TheDiva
I thought the devil was supposed to be more appealing...

Zee
One of his buttons says "Hell has Universal Appeal".

GlitterRock
Another says "You don't have to be infernal to rule here -- but it helps!"

LauraPowers85
.oO(If we give the ship a virus...)

LauraPowers85
"I told you- DON'T- FUCK- WITH TONYA- HARDING!"
*stabs Randall in gut*

YibbleGuy
"Oh. I guess you WEREN'T happy to see me."

GlitterRock
"Wewerejust-- ehh, who'm I kidding? I'm the fuckin' DEVIL! This is *exactly* what it looks like!"

Dita DuPave
If they had mated: Crypt Keeper and Quark

LauraPowers85
Okay, so we've got Elvis, Torgo post knee surgery, Wolverine, and the Mailman from Cheers.

gleeb
"Whaddaya mean you had a car but you left it behind?"
"I always wanted to be a hobo."

Zee
"N-N-N-N-New Coke. God, I'm depressed."

LauraPowers85
"Be gentle with my breasts. They're very sensitive."

TheDiva
You'd think being the devil, he'd conjure himself up some better abs...

tinaw
"...besides, I think men who don't stink have a problem. Why, just last night Jeff was telling me..."

TheDiva
And there's STILL someone playing the video poker machines...