DiscoBoy
...and Spock is a Cock!
GlitterRock
Originally the shirt was supposed to say "The Captain's A Piece Of Shat!"
YingYang
That seems to be the consensus....
BlakHat1
..and Pike is a Dike!
Nyssa23
...and Chekov's a Jerk-off!
GlitterRock
"This Romulan Cross-Your-Heart bra just ain't cutting it!"
blyle88
Led Zepplin must be getting ready to come out with a new album.
DiscoBoy
Once all the ensigns started chanting, "Ozzy! Ozzy! Ozzy!" Bones just couldn't help himself.
GlitterRock
Why is the Kyle Rayner-Green Lantern symbol on the wall behind her?
YingYang
"She's been twisting that thing for half an hour now...." "Complaining?" "No. Just wondering how much she charges...."
GlitterRock
"This is *my* dustbuster!"
Coakley
The brief, passionate affair between Sulu and Princess from 'Battle of the Planets.'
enigk
Work on the Enterprise grinds to a halt due to a surprising resurgence of the Curly Shuffle.
GlitterRock
"Mr. Worf, what .... what is that on your chin?" / "Fake balls, sir. I'm hoping to get on the MAURY POVICH Show."
YingYang
"I'm so adorable I could shit!"