GlitterRock
Monkees producer: "Don't worry, Nimoy. Just keep your mouth closed, be real serious, and no one will realize you're not Mike Nesmith!"
Beedo
I am Whipmaster of Borg. Resistance is delicious.
Generik
Guy Ritchie was astounded by what he found on his wedding night with Madonna...
GlitterRock
o/~ Sing muh ah song, ah'm th' piano mannn, sing muh ah song t'night... o/~
Lanzman
.oO"Somewhere out there, a capper is typing 'poopie-head' at this very moment . . . "
JediClone
Carl's Diary: Week 6: I've been here all day and The Night hasn't shown his ugly face yet. Maybe there's something I'm missing...
BitShifter
Uhura's doing the naked dance again...
Dibbley
I thought it was poor taste to cart around his death mask from convention to convention.
GlitterRock
Chekov's acting was so wooden, Koenig just subbed a mannequin in some scenes
BitShifter
Whoa, check out Joan Collins' drawers...
GlitterRock
"No, Miss Keeler, in my professional opinion being hit by a car is the most painful way to die. Why do you ask?"
Amon
"I'm a doctor. I only want to look at them for strictly medical research."
BitShifter
DAVROS!!! No, wait...
ZenZuni
Why you shouldn't attempt to simulataneously transport a man and a Sony Playstation 2
GlitterRock
Is that guy in the middle Pile-On Pete?