GlitterRock
"Have ye neverrrrrrr hearrrd the tale o' th' pearrrrrrl o' grrreat prrrrice, Cap'n?"
elKapitan
"She could almost be my lost Lenore with that green dress on, but it just doesn't make up for the lack of green skin..."
meqal
Oh she was a great lay. I met her in some starbase or planet or parallel universe or something like that.
elKapitan
"You WILL heil my new Alien Space Generals!!! MACH SCHNELL!!!"
TheDiva
"I mean it, baby! All those green-skinned women meant nothing to me--YOU'RE the one I love!"
GlitterRock
Damn... Shat had a yeoman on every series he was in!
TheDiva
"Oh, if only you had green skin...what the hell am I saying? I'll do ANYTHING!"
GersonK
RICARDO MONTALBAN'S
wardrobe furnished by
BOTANY BAY 500
Coakley
"I've got this and... HEY! Who ordered all this Tranya?"
gleeb
.oO Coldsore. Damn that Orion temptress, she said she was clean! Oo.
Zoogicub
"...and I say that Picard was the better captain!"
"He was gay."
"What?"
"Kirk at least got some tail."
"Yeah, chicks WITH tails.."
GlitterRock
"You Cappers wanna hear about the time my grandmother got it on with Captain Kirk?"
meqal
K'meg was later killed by order of the Klingon High Council for bring this dishonor to the Empire.
KIPPAGE
The Lights of Zetar are still around...
TheDiva
He stole Spock's uniform!