YibbleGuy
"Captain's log, supplemental. The Enterprise has just emerged from an enormous roasted sweet potato."
Dita DuPave
Captain's Log, supplemental, we just emerged from an Orange Julius-filled butt...
TheDiva
"Captain's log, supplemental. We have emerged from the filling of a Cadbury Creme Egg..."
GersonK
"Not only could I crush your hand easily, I could get the captain to put me in for a promotion if I did."
daupstart
"Alright. Who want's their ass kicked first?..."
GlitterRock
Try saying "Kenny Koch was Kissing Crewman" five times fast
JurassicPork
Courtney Cox's robotic husband... of the FUTURE!
Dita DuPave
"We keep her tame with this pacifier."
TheDiva
The Enterprise has its own pimp?
meqal
Wasn't you the changeling that broke the bottle over Ronnie's head at the dice game?
TheDiva
"Expecting a flood, Quark?"
Dita DuPave
"Jareth had a garage sale, Quark?"
alexgariepy
Okay, Odo, I think you've had enough alcoholic liquids.
"I'mth the frickenth chef of secooritee!"
daupstart
"Hey Odo! I finally gave it to Dax last night like she deserved. Ka bang! Ka bang! Ka bang! Man, it was great!"
"I know. I was there."
"Really?! As what, the lamp? As the end table?"
"As Dax."
Trin Tragula
"Quark? You're nicked, sunshine."