ElectraAlan
Unless you've got half-a-dozen Bessarovian Cossacks poking your feet with swords, there's no excuse for dancing this weird.
GlitterRock
"The key to faking out the Commander is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. Alot of people will tell you a good phony fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous Chief Medical Officer, you could wind up in Sickbay--that's worse than bridge-duty. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is Starfleet."
NurseNoir
"Transhport teef immediately!"
JohnSteed
The commander's determining whether to give the gray pages to Garak or the tan pages to Odo.
daupstart
[BARK BARK BARK BARK]
"Hey, Charlie! Your condom balloon robot dog is gettin away, man! [snicker]"
"Goddamnitsnasslefrassinrassin...."
Trin Tragula
"So you see, Garth of Izar is not going to give in and laugh at these ridiculous people fifty years in the future who are making fun of Garth of Izar. He doesn't do that."
GlitterRock
"What'd the five fingers say to the face?? SLAP!! I'm Andy Williams, bitch!"
elKapitan
"Sorry Benjamin, but I kind of lost your baseball out the airlock this morning."
"Is Ben Sisko gonna have to punch a bitch?"
JohnSteed
Hey, it's that potion gives you one extra life point on Prince of Persia.
RodRocket
"If I'm goin' ta HELL, I'm goin' playin' the pi-anna!"
gleeb
You don't think the ring is too much, do you? I don't want to come off as flashy.
AlanPartridge
Ahhhm gooohn build that Shrimp Boat.
RodRocket
"Clamato. Chug it. All of it."
Coakley
You know, in "The Cage," it's mentioned that Orion women... how to put this delicately?... like being taken advantage of.
"You mean they like losing at cards to cheaters and enjoy investing in pyramid schemes?"
Yeah. That's it exactly.
daupstart
Shat, the Michael Jordan of smarm, retains his title...