JohnSteed
Doctor of LOVE! OK, I need to shower after that caption...
TheDiva
Isn't that a "Simpsons" episode code number?
GlitterRock
... meanwhile, in a 23rd century chatroom....
"HOW R U? A/S/L?"
"3F 127."
"WTF??????????????"
RodRocket
"No, really! I can save you 15% on your car insurance rate."
daupstart
... That's when the Sword of Omens caught Admiral Jones vigorously wacking off behind the rocks...
The_Gray_Zombie
Oh terrific, Quark invited the crew from Farscape over. I hate that Rygel guy. He's so arrogant
JohnSteed
"Well, I'm NOT leaving until you do..."
"FINE!"
"Fine!"
GlitterRock
"I don't think he's been that good from the get-go. I think what we've had here is a little social concern in Starfleet. The media has been very desirous that a black commander do well... "
GlitterRock
"Hey guys! This Miri's-planet disease is just makeup!"
(pick pick)
"It comes right off, see?"
GlitterRock
(BZZZZRAAAPP!)
"F*ckf*ckf*ckmotherf*cksh*tf*ck!!"
daupstart
"We must be strong, resiliant, brave! We have a mission and must not give in to--"
(WREEEEEEE!) [BOOM!!]
"Ohhhh my damn!! One to beam up! One to beam up, goddamn!!"
GlitterRock
"Why's the monitor turned around, James?"
"I don't want any of my AIM buddies to see I'm online."
"Well that's underst-- a'HUH???"
RodRocket
"There's a fly in my rachtajino!"
"Quiet! Everyone will want one."
Cyberbeast
Why do they have wide bottom travel mugs on a space station that never travels anywhere?
Dita DuPave
Eww, he's trying to be sexy!