GlitterRock
"So you'd like to come back to my place -- and you're mother AND daughter? Excuse me a second..."
(turning away, hyperventilating into a bag)
Dita DuPave
"Of all the times to asexually reproduce myself..."
144b
A worst threat than the Borg or any Star Trek baddie. The Hilton Sisters!
Dita DuPave
Kira has the permanent got-punched-in-the-gut body type.
GlitterRock
"We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin. We now go out into the field with award-winning reporter Colin Mochrie. Colin, can you hear us?"
TheDiva
"Check out our Mount Rushmore impersonation."
JohnSteed
Worst. Final Fantasy party. Ever.
GlitterRock
... and then there's the small *thunk* of the tranquilizer dart in his shoulder.
gleeb
.oO Man, that Spock's got a bony ass... Oo.
Coakley
"You didn't care? How could you just... not care?"
"Like this." *shrugs*
(I now must hang my head in shame for using a joke from Friends.)
Coakley
(Shamelessly stolen from Television Without Pity)
"Is that where Krypton is?"
"No, that's where Krypton was. I followed the signal’s path billions of miles out into space. I was hoping to discover its origin but instead, I found nothing."
"Planets just don't disappear. What do you think happened to it?"
"Oh, it could be any one of a million different scenarios. War, famine, disease. I mean, look at the world around us. Is it really that hard to believe?"
"Wait a second... how can famine blow up a planet?"
JohnSteed
And another DJ Dual Between Mixin' Miles O'Brien and Bass-Kickin' Kira Nyrs has begun...
GlitterRock
Starfleet Profile: Kirk
TheLurker
They boldly go where no straight man has gone before.... Big Gay Al's Big Gay Galaxy!
gleeb
*VROOOMMMM!* Man, they gotta put up a traffic light in this sector.