daupstart
He has Herpes 3000

KKDW
This is what happens when you watch episode 3 of Into the Unknown.

Zee
Garbage Pail Kid From Another Planet

jackrouters
"My paternal spawner said I could purchase your ion-bike, Pee-Wort!"

Dante83
Oh, he's staying at MC Hammer's place.

KKDW
"Oh no the CSO spill gets worse by the minute"

Dante83
He put a loudener on it.

Dante83
Glinda makes ends meet by working at the Sbarro in the mall food court.

JohnSteed
Young Run DMC: Traffic Repair!

JohnSteed
The muffler was to serve as a warning to all.

daupstart
... with Denis Leary as Joe Dirt...

echostation
"I'm Rusty, frontman of the Tin Skillets."

echostation
Meanwhile, in Handjob Alley...

YibbleGuy
Kudos to whoever scalped Garfield.

KKDW
"Alright nobody move, bring me all the money you can carry and fire Kenny"

cajunmagic
He's one of them TV magic queers, isn't he?

gleeb
"Fish? No, I just do peas, beans, garbanzos, you know, protein from the land."

cajunmagic
"And when I get that feeling, I need sexual heeeeeealing!"