TORCHWOOD CAPTIONS
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KKDW
Tosh finally begins to get herself into gear...

OW...who threw that?





GlitterRock
To quote Cordelia on 'Angel': "I knew you two would get me in trouble someday...."





GlitterRock
Wow, four years after the showing and we're still hauling poorly-drawn 'Death Comes To Time' bodies off the board!





AlexGariepy
Wait, you mean homo-erotic makeout scenes aren't normal in Torchwood stories?





Shadarus
Someone summed this up very nicely in a Torchwood icon:
"My fandom doesn't NEED photoshop."





GlitterRock
"Um Jack, there's a defibrillator right over there-- "
"Shutthefuckup, Tosh." *SNOG*





TheDiva
For a race that's not much into gender, the Cybermen certainly took steps to preserve her boobs.





daupstart
"But I don't see the defibrillator relay switch under here, Upstart."
*staring*.. "It's in there, clearly labeled. Just keep looking, hon. Keeeep looking..."





GlitterRock
Maybe if you roll your shoulders a bit more, Tosh.... arch your back a little.... mm yeah, you're doing just fine....





Shadarus
Ptero-Ptush. Thanks, Ptorchwood.





tinaw
I'm still trying to figure out how Ianto carried both of them out of Torchwood 2.





tinaw
Personally wet herself during the Battle at Canary Wharf . . .





GlitterRock
If I know Jack Harkness, he'll fill that entry sooner or later.





Shadarus
Well, Jubilee Pizza: Welsh Style just doesn't have a ring to it I guess...





crazyredheadedchick
Naw, cause if it were Welsh style, it would read: Juylbilleew Puizzya





GlitterRock
Did Ianto ever think when he sat up the equipment for Lisa to sleep on to, oh I don't know... NOT hook up the potentially deadly spinny-screwy-blood-skin-and-teeth-ripping cyber conversion thing on the ceiling as well?



TheDiva
Geez, any bint with a medium pepperoni on her hands can just walk into Torchwood...



TheLurker
Hey, a porno with a female delivering the pizza for once. Let's watch.





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