cooleddie74:
cooleddie74:
cooleddie74:
Shatmandu:
cooleddie74:
ncc71877:
DarthPipes:
Shatmandu:
Shatmandu:
Jonas Grumby:
McCOY: "All I did was offer the ensign birth control!"
SULU: "Oh, this is just GREAT! I knew I shouldn't have come out of the closet yet!"
"Y'know...I've been the captain of this ship for almost two years...and I never noticed the
carpeting in the briefing room had tiny HELLO KITTY logos on it until today!"
"That's the Vulkan mother-fucker who took my wallet!"
RILEY: "BLASPHEMER!!! BURN!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!"
UHURA: "Riley's RIGHT! Spock used his Vulcan mumbo-jumbo to turn me into a Denebian
slime devil!! I got better, though."
"Man, the fact that Scotty thinks I need a pattern to cut a whole in a wall, does not bode
well for my career."
Don't mess with Texas.
Lucille Ball threw a fit over the $5.97 worth of plywood wasted in this episode.
Kirk:
"Dear Dad and Mommy,
"Sam died. He was still wearing that mustache you hated. Serves him right.
"Love and kisses,
"Your only son,
"Jimmy"
KIRK (writing): "To: Starfleet Command. We are in our sixteen month of our extended
deep space mission. And as I catch myself once again staring longingly at Ensign
Chekov's tight little butt, I ask you again to please, please reassign Yeoman Rand to
this vessel!"
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