cooleddie74:
Shatmandu:
Shatmandu:
Shatmandu:
Shatmandu:
KIRK: "Hey...Spock? Look down and lock your orbital sensors on THIS, you pointy-eared
bastard! HONK-HONK!!!"
Yeoman: "One last thing from my orientation notes here, Captain: Rand told me all about
it, so don't you be trying to pull any of that Evil-Kirk shit on me, Mister. I'll rip your fucking
balls off, wrap them in that hairpiece, and feed them to you. You got me? You wanna fuck
me, you be nice."
Kirk: "It started off as an itch . . ."
Kirk: "You know, Spock, we should have gotten that Rand wig years ago. Get over here, you . . ."
Spock, thinking: "I got to 'SUPERMAN II this bitch, but quick!"
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