Shatmandu:
BriGuy:
cooleddie74:
Shatmandu:
cooleddie74:
BriGuy:
Kirk: "I'll just adjust the gain myself and . . ."
Tech: "Hey, man, FUCK you, aight? Don't be comin' up 'ere all wild and shit, you know?
This is my mutha-fuckin' transporter, bitch, and ain't you or no other cracker-ass gonna
come in here and fuck wit' my shit, aight? Bitch betta reca'nize! West side, eighty-eights!
Oof, Oof!"
McCoy: Fuck you everybody, goodnight!
SULU:"I wouldn't get too attached to this ugly sunnuvabitch, Captain. If the ship's transporter
malfunctions again, we're all gonna be eating this thing for breakfast in the morning! Oh...that
reminds me, sir...thanks a SHITLOAD for not bringing any shuttlecraft with the Enterprise for this
assignment. REAL class-act move."
McCoy: "POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!"
KIRK:"Hey...don't F*CK with me, fellas! I'll dunk all three of you into a big container of water
and make you swell up to ten times your original size, you stupid-looking party favors!"
At that moment Kirk knew they were all doomed. For he was never very good at playing Simon.
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