TREKBBS CAPTIONS
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Nightingale:
"If there's anything worse than a room full of clowns it's a room full of clowns that WON'T
FUCKING STOP FUCKING LAUGHING!"


20-Backwards:
Roger Maris rookie card with bubblegum scent: priceless.
15th century Ming Dynasty vase: priceless.
First contact Vulcan ship: priceless.
Data the android: ...a flying f*cking worthless pain in the ass.
Mastercard: for the times Fajo can't steal it.


scottydog:
"We have a solution to your Wesley problem. Don't screw it up by finding some way to
save him."


Evil Twin:
Like The Naked Now, TNG's version of The Man Trap failed to live up to its predecessor.

Red_Alert175:
The Riker pinata wasn't quite as light, or indeed as attractive as one might think.

20-Backwards:
Worf: The sky had a baby!! The sky had a baby!!

cooleddie74:
RIKER: "Note to self. Don't make provocative sexual moves on any more alien plant life."
BEVERLY: "You have to make a NOTE of that?!?"

Flux Capacitor:
When a Starfleet member is killed in the line of duty, it is customary to lower the Riker to
half-mast.


Shatmandu:
Riker's 'Commodore Matt Decker' imitation was a big hit with the other assholes in Ten
Forward.




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