Cyberbeast
"Behold, the only thing greater than yourself. A spaghetti squash."

AntiHero
He's relinquishing the intercontinental championship to the Volgons! That bastard! This is a damn shame, King.

DiscoBoy
If the cast of "Starlight Express" tried to stage "Oliver!"...

AntiHero
We have obtained an onion slice. The angus burger is complete.

DiscoBoy
I don't care what you say. This still isn't as cool as the flying toasters.

Kore
Disc go down the hole... disc come back.

TheDiva
Fear the flying hypno-thingy!

YibbleGuy
"Behold my FiestaWare!"

gleeb
That's Tron. He installs smoke detectors for the Users.

Indomitus
"You cannot defeat my 10,000 free hours!"

GlitterRock
*ball comes flying in, hits it square in the center, Tron falls in a water tank*
"Okay... how the FUCK did THAT happen???"

JohnSteed
"How about a little of the ol' input/output?"

GlitterRock
"Tron, I'm nervous. Do you have any protection."
"Wait .... there. I changed my system-files to Read-Only. You won't get pregnant. Trust me."

JohnSteed
Let me get this straight: The evil computer villains are wearing SWEATERS?!

GlitterRock
"GET THE HUMANOID! THE HUMANOID MUST NOT ESCAPE!"