AlexGariepy
"He was trying to get some electronic nookie!"

Dita DuPave
"Nice wetware honey,"
"Will you make him stop?!"

TheDiva
He keeps ogling my circuts! That's sexual harrassment!

ChaosWolf1982
"He wanted to interface with me!"

GlitterRock
"J'ACC00ZE!"

DiscoBoy
"Would monsieur like another RAM chip?"
"Bugger off! I'm full!"
"But, monsieur... Iz wafer thin...."

Cyberbeast
This is your hard drive on porn. Any questions?

ChaosWolf1982
So... a really old fat guy with a giant dildo for a hat...
What the FUCK?!

Zee
"You dare question the Great Thumb?"

ChaosWolf1982
"You DARE defy the will of Lord Penis-Hat?!"

DiscoBoy
This one's for the ladies.

AlexGariepy
Well, can the ladies return it for store credit?

daupstart
It's Slater-tron from Saved By The TTL Bell.wav File!

gleeb
Well, right back at ya.

JohnSteed
OK, now the Tempest levels are getting REALLY tricky!