jammer427
The Oprah Simulator is in it's early stages.

AlexGariepy
"Zordon need energy. Zordon need energon. Zordon need... hungry!"

Indomitus
"Soon you will all bow down before the might of Target! I, Lord Vultare, command it!"

Dita DuPave
Dude, he's got the Punisher symbol on his chest.

TheDiva
Ah-ha, I have the radioactive Cinnabun!

AntiHero
"Finally, the last artifact. A length of rope light. Now my bed will truly be pimped out!"

Dita DuPave
Oh please, you stole that off a stove!

Cyberbeast
One of the aliens from Cocoon doing the pee-pee dance? Why?

The BitShifter
"I'm Fire E. Peepee, and I'm here to tell you boys about gonorrhea!"

AlexGariepy
YOU HAVE WON 6666 EXP.

GlitterRock
Hey I just realized -- there aren't any black people/programs in Tron world!

daupstart
o/` It's rainin sprites! / Userllujah !
It's rainin sprites! / Praise the bytes ! o/`

Zee
cybershatsmarm.exe

gleeb
Tron, for a better future, increased data storage, and faster processor speeds.
"I'm Tron, and I approve of this message."

DiscoBoy
So, *this* is the Intel that's inside my machine? I liked it better when it stayed inside...