gleeb
"AccEsS DenIEd. tHE MAstEr wOuLDn'T LiKe tHat."

Indomitus
So this is way back when he was still only Supreme Shit of the Midwest, isn't it?

GlitterRock
Enjoy the cosmic irony that Bruce Boxleitner just *happens* to look like Bill Gates in this flick

DiscoBoy
Careful -- the Minotaur might be lurking around the next corner!

TheDiva
Translation: Stuff Relevant To Plot Here!

AlexGariepy
COMPUTER ANALYSIS: DO NOT COMPARE WITH APPLES

Zee
>TWO SUBJECTS IN MATTER TRANSFERENCE DEVICE
>MERGE
This summer, Jeff Goldblum is The Orange!

GlitterRock
*orange slowly gets bigger...bigger...bigger*
THIS SUMMER
ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL IN
"WEIRD PRODUCE!"

jammer427
Yep! That's me over there playing Omega Race. I miss 1982.

TheDiva
In the movies, you always see pretty women attracted to geeky men. But you never see handsome guys attracted to geeky women, unless they're actually buxom blonde starlets who are wearing glasses, pulled-back hair and frumpy clothes in an attempt to look geeky, but ditch all that for a designer wardrobe and contact lenses at the first opportunity. Who came up with this concept, huh? All I want is my fair share! All I want is what's coming to me!
...Sorry, where was I?

Zee
I am attracted to the actually geeky women who look like geeky women. However, I am a geeky guy who looks like both Johns from They Might Be Giants squashed into one geeky guy, so why am I not swamped with attractive women?

ChaosWolf1982
If the whole "attractive women love introverted geeky computer geeks" were at ALL true in the real world...
...I would have the entire female side of the porn industry beating my door down.

AlexGariepy
Yes, women are attracted to geeks who can beat a hi-score at some 8-bit game...

TheDiva
Sorry, but your "House of the Dead" scores will not impress the opposite sex, no matter what Hollywood says.

The BitShifter
"I saw you counting shots to hit the Space Invaders mystery ship. I'm going to have to ask you to leave."