Zee
*gasp* "Fo' Reaaal?"

Indomitus
"Hey, Indomitus... Remember when you were growing up and you would make the Stormtrooper figure fight the figure of me and the figure of Maximilian from The Black Hole? Care to explain to me why I would never beat the Stormtrooper? The friggin Stormtrooper! Those wussies couldn't beat their way out of a wet paper sack, and yet they whupped me everytime! You make me sick."

Diana Luna
The really cheap early 80's version of Everquest.

emmapeel
Forget the coat, he's bloody packing down there!

Indomitus
10 BEGIN Banana Peel Sim Program V 1.0
20 EXECUTE WalkSim.exe
30 INTERFACE Foot to Peel
40 EXECUTE FallOnAss.exe
50 EXECUTE CheezySitcomLaughTrack.exe
60 END

SweetHeart666
Jesus Christ, Cyberspace
You know you shouldn't have interfaced

meqal
Curse you Encyclopedia Brown!

Trin Tragula
"It's in my boxers. I think it's making a nest."

tinaw
Him, his two girlfriends, the stoner and that damn dog!

gleeb
Air-popped popcorn? An apple? I thought these people were programmers? Where's the coffee?

Indomitus
Hey! You're right! I haven't seen any Mountain Dew anywhere! Posers!

TheDiva
And Cheetos! Where the bloody hell are the Cheetos?

Cyberbeast
Or empty Taco Bell bags?

JohnSteed
Or cans of Red Bull.

tinaw
Um . . . Tab?