gleeb
"Look, just shut up and buy the toys, OK?"

TheDiva
"How do I sleep at night? On a bed of twenties surrounded by naked women."

GlitterRock
"I also did the catering. Did you want some more three-bean salad?"

Shockeye2006
"I'm going to the party as that weird guy from Babylon 5."

(Yes I suck because I can't remember his name!)

JMShearer
"Zanthras?"

(Judging by the hair in this piece, Shockeye, you must be thinking of Londo.)

cajunmagic
As long as it's not Lando, or she'd be making sweet love to her fine-ass daughter for nine hours. You heard me. Nine hours...straight.

Indomitus
"Don't make me sic my candycorn bodyguards on you!"

GlitterRock
"NNnnggggllllhawwhaHHHawwaaHHHaawwhaaHHHaawnngllhaaHHHaaa!"

Shockeye2006
What's the difference between Fran Drescher and a 747?

The 747 stops whining when it lands in Miami Beach.

Gray Zombie
Han, there's this meat eating green rabbit outside. Says you know him.
"Shit...tell him I'm not here."

TheDiva
Did they replace Leia with a six-year-old girl?

tinaw
In Roman Polanski's version, they did.

RodRocket
"George, if you have a role for a Jewish Organian Princess...."

tinaw
We know she doesn't have anything to do with Star Wars, but we're sure some of the fans wanted to see her boobs anyway.

TheDiva
Between Jake Lloyd and Melissa Rivers, this screengrab is approaching weapons-grade irritating.

WaffleKing
Now I can finally sit on Ewan MacGregor's face.

RodRocket
"Another SEXY interview...."

TheDiva
The only guy on the film who actually earned his paycheck.