Dairai
Before all the spoilers and stickers and unguarded exhaust ports and shit...

cajunmagic
Dear George Lucas,

You may think you've won, but me and my exquisite breasts are going to topple your little movie. Don't fuck with Notting Hill, Lucas! By the way, have you read my column in Girl's Romances?

Julia Roberts

GlitterRock
"My original character name was 'Overhyped Publicity Image' -- then they decided to shorten it to 'Darth Maul' instead."

Granamyr1
Collectibles that scream 40-old-year virgin still living at home.

GlitterRock
So that's why they never showed the back of Henry's head in the comic strip!

Shockeye2006
It might as well say "Do not have sex with me!"

cajunmagic
God, what happened to Frankie Muniz?

TheDiva
"I never got my power converters, dammit!"

gleeb
"Geez, can you turn up the heat in this PR frenzy?"

TheDiva
"Word up, geeks!"

Indomitus
That is a serious waste of DSLs.

gleeb
They saved Greedo's brain!

GlitterRock
*pulls head back, pushes button -- revealing poles leading down to the Greedocave*

Indomitus
AHHH! Jar Jar!... Wait, that's not Jar Jar. Ah, well. Shoot it anyway.

GlitterRock
"If you have any questions, just contact me on the message board. My handle is WookieeBytch911."

Indomitus
She's like a largemouth bass with kyphosis.

Indomitus
Creator of such memorable moments as Jar Jar going apeshit in a submarine, and Howard the Duck spanking it to mallard porn.

Shockeye2006
"Yeah I know the continuity got all messed up. Fuck your childhood."